SMS JOKES

1] POLICE constable son fails in exam.
constable : y did u get failed in your exams
son:keep this 50rp and leave the matter!

2] Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
"Without Information Fighting Everytime"
Wife replies," No, It means ,
"With Idiot For Ever!!!"

3]. What is the difference between COMPLETE AND FINISHED?
When you marry a right girl u r complete
and when you marry a wrong girl you are finished

4] Top 5 SARDAR inventions
1.waterproof towel
2.solar torch
3.book on how to read
4.wheel chair with pedals
5.umbrella wit holes 2see if its raining

5] wat is the best & worst news one can hear at the same time??
its wen his girlfriend says that u r the best kisser among your friends!!!

6].Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, I'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!

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